Inflatable Sheep

You know I've been a loyal Amazon customer. I have my Wish List and my Shopping List. I have spent way too much money over the years at Amazon. An avid bookreader, I link to books at Amazon from here. But I'm pissed today.

Call it the straw that broke my back, but when I ordered a Christmas present for a friend who will be out of the country beginning today and that present is nowhere to be seen and I can't cancel the order, my temperature begins to rise.

After paying for second day delivery when I placed the order on December 4th and it's still not here on December 11th (and probably won't be here until tomorrow) and Amazon only says “sorry, here's five bucks we're gonna refund you”, well I say it's time to say, “Hasta la vista, Amazon. You've lost a former loyal customer.”