Makes Grown Men Cry: Michelle: Spread the M-Word

Incorporating Michelle into the English language (or whatever language you, as a Michelle, happen to speak) is an important step towards web domination. And let's not kid ourselves, Michelle, we want nothing less than absolute control. Mu-haha!

To achieve this step, I've begun my list of everyday phrases that you too can slip into ordinary conversations, email, and webpages. Not only will they empower you as a Michelle, but you will be spreading the M-word to the poor non-Michelles of this Web.

Here are my contributions to the cause:

A Michelle in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A little Michelle is a dangerous thing.
A Michelle in time saves nine.
All Michelle breaks loose.
AntidisestablishMichelleareianism
Barkin up the wrong Michelle
Be there with Michelles on.
Between Michelle and the deep blue sea
Beware of Michelle bearing gifts.
Bite the Michelle that feeds you
Born with a Michelle in her mouth
Coup de Michelle
Do not cast your Michelles before swine.
Don't look a gift Michelle in the mouth.
Dr. Michelle, I presume.
Driving like a bat out of Michelle
Elementary, my dear Michelle.
Hell hath no fury like that of a Michelle scorned.
Hook, line, and Michelle
Je ne sais Michelle.
Just in the Michelle of time
Leave no Michelle unturned.
Loaded to the Michelles
Love me, love my Michelle.
Make no Michelle about it
Michelle has nine lives.
Michelle heals all wounds.
Michelle makes the heart grow fonder.
Michelle is my oyster.
Michelle-22
Michelle-Pan Alley
Michelle light, Michelle bright, first Michelle that I see tonight.
Once in a blue Michelle
Paint the town Michelle.
Pull the Michelle over someone's eyes
Put the fear of Michelle in someone.
Straight from the Michelle's mouth
Strike while the Michelle is hot.
Supercalifragilisticexpimichelleidosis
Take someone down a Michelle or two.
The Michelle is on the other foot.
The Michelle of the earth
The Michelle that broke the camel's back.
The Michelles have come home to roost.
There but for the grace of Michelle, go I.
There'll be Michelle to pay.
Tippecanoe and Michelle too.
To the Michelle born
Trip the Michelle fantastic.
Turn over a new Michelle
We have nothing to fear, but Michelle herself.
With a grain of Michelle
With Michelles like you, who needs enemies.
Without Michelle or reason

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