I believe we Michelles should have a song that fits us a little better than that Beatles song. For some odd reason, I hear the words, strong words, to the beat of a military cadence. Words that will inspire Michelles everywhere to fly higher as we fight our fights, love our loves, and establish our perimeter around the Web. Oh yeah, mama.

To kick it, off here is my contribution to The Cause.

We're Michelle and We're Proud.
Say it long and say it loud.
We will dominate the web,
Nothin more and nothin less.

Little boys go run and hide.
Take your toys, and go inside.
Remember to stay well away,
Or there'll be Michelle to pay.

Used to date the high school king.
Even wore his high school ring.
But he left me and I mourned.
Hell ain't shit to a Michelle scorned.

When I have a baby girl,
I'm gonna show her all the world.
Gonna name her my Michelle.
Ain't gonna be nobody's bell.

Mama, mama can't you see,
I'm being all that I can be.
I'm the few and I'm the proud.
I'm Michelle and I say it out loud.

We're Michelle and We're Proud!
We're Michelle and We're Proud!
We're Michelle and We're Proud!

"Ain't nothin out there I can't do,
Girls like me are far and few!
Sugar and spice may be good and well,
But that won't do for this Michelle!"

gonna play them plays
gonna jump the jumps
nothing gonna stop us
michelles are tough!

true to ourselves
free with our spirit and love
dont be jealous cause
guys dont kiss you enough