Elepenis
"How to make an elephant. Take a pair of pants with deep pockets, pull the pockets inside out, undo the zipper, whip out the wild thing...wella, mr. elephant."
—Julie

"Take your dick out of out pants, then take one pocket in your pants, and turn it inside out, walk around and ask her if she has ever seen a one-earred elephant."
—Bill B., Honorary Hole

Elephant Man Penis. "Suggest doing an impression of an elephant, then extract the pants pocket linings (the ears!), and produce Mr. Penis (the trunk!). Now this would be really good if it could take peanuts with it's tip!!!"
—Paul C., Honorary Hole

Peter Gunn
"Cop Penis - Paint it blue, let it all hang out, and yell, 'Stop or I'll Shoot!'"
—JoAnn M.

"O.K. I play like my husband's dick is a tommy gun and our reflections in the closet door mirror are the bad guys; we act out silly gun fight scenes from action movies. Needless to say, it keeps us busy for a little while until we're ready to 'jump into action.'"
—Lou

"FBI Penis This one involves no costumes, just your imagination. Take your hand and grab the erected penis and pretend to shoot at everything in sight with sound effects. Make up your own scene and say: 'This is a stick up!' or 'Freeze or I'll shoot!' or 'Don't make use this!' or my favorite 'Don't make me cum over there ma'am.' You'll have minutes of fun!"
—Hayham1

Book Worm
"This trick is said to have originated in a college library for the benefit of an overly studious female freshman. To perform this trick you first need to find a suitable hardbound book, not too small. First, prepare the trick by opening the book to its center, carefully unzip trousers, place penis inside book, and gently close the book. Now ready. Have you ever seen a 'real' Book Worm?"
—Preston, Honorary Hole