Towel Rack Penis
"I like to use it as a towel rack. After a vigourous session of sex, just come out with a towel hanging from it and presto!! - instant towel rack."
—Kathleen V.

"This works best just after an intimate shower. While Mr. Happy is nice and erect, he can easily hold up a wet towel. Which provides for a 'look honey, no hands' gag."
—Eric E., Honorary Hole

"Hang a towel on a penis. I was sitting around one day with my two roommates (they are getting married soon), and the female mentioned something about how funny it was when guys would try to hang a towel on their penis. My other roommate looked at me, we both looked at her and said, 'What do you mean try!' Obviously we both can do it, and don't have the problem of a limp willie."
—Jason H., Honorary Hole

An Apple A Day
"Core an apple and make him a center piece. Also, kinda fun way to keep the doctor away."
—Starvin, Honorary Hole

Real Football Fan
"Ya know those little plastic football helmets you can buy a quarter at those machines by the doors of any supermarket? I say that if they're football fans, they better be real fans!!!!"
—Jeremiah, Honorary Hole

Hula Penis
"For summer fun, a little grass skirt and a small plastic lei can be fun. A hot tropical breeze from your mouth will really make him do the hula."
—Kenya