Banana Penis
"Cut the bottom off a banana and carefully squeeze out the pulp. Then slide the skin over Big Jim and The Twins."
—Joe E., Honorary Hole

"I like to get a large banana, peel it, and then wrap Mr. Happy in the peeling. Talk about a banana split!"
—Eric B., Honorary Hole

Australian Frill Necked Penis
"Put a hole in the middle of a beer coaster and place penis through the hole. This makes an Australian Frill Necked Lizard."
—Sammy, Honorary Hole

Mr. Microphone
"I'm partial to karaoke singing and sometimes when I'm looking at my guy's dick, I just have to say, 'Hey, it's Mr. Microphone!' and start singing."
—Barb

"Singing Penis. When my boyfriend is errect, I sometimes use it as a microphone and sing. Or sometimes, act like it is singing with the little hole on the head."
—Marie

Frankenpenis
"My ex-girlfriend used to play Dr. Frankenstein with my penis. She would take a pair of old pantyhose, glue a little hair to the top of them along with a little smiley face on them, then place it over my penis while it's soft. She would then arouse me, and in the process of getting excited, it would jump and twitch until fully erect (and it would still jump a little)."
—Rob M., Honorary Hole

DynoPenis
"Paint it red and stick a firecracker fuse in it. Lite the fuse (be careful) saying, Look at that stick of dynamite! Holy shit, if that thing goes off, we'll all be dead. Run for the hills!"
—Vision