Purple Strap-On Dildo Deluxe
"This should not be done in the presence of men, as they would most likely die of horror on the spot. Get a group of female friends together, get a strap-on dildo, put it on (over shorts, preferably) and make it bounce up and down while saying: 'Hey, babeeeee, have you ever seen control like this, I am SOOOOOO talented, bet you've never met another guy who can do THIS, boy what a ride I can give you, huh?' Roll around on the floor laughing hysterically with your friends as they remember the hordes of men who have done this to impress them. Heh!"
—Sakura
"p.s. I pulled that stunt with a friend's purple strap-on."

CataPenis
"I adore silly little lover's games. One of my favorite is to play 'Castle Siege' with a bag of M&Ms and Mr. Wiggly. Get Mr. Wiggly into an enthusiastic spirit, then gently pull him backwards. Place an M&M on Mr. W's 'forehead', aim towards the general area of you lovers mouth, and then THWUMP let go of Mr. Wiggly, and catapult the candy to your lover to catch. If he succeeds, HE gets to choose the next silly game."
—Gadjette

"When he's erect, place a shot glass or similar container on his chest. Then, sitting between his legs, gently pull his penis toward you, when somewhat level, place a quarter on the tip and launch!! The tricks is to 'catapult' the quarter into the glass. Try playing for money!!"
—Jan S., Honorary Hole

"I've got a new one for you: slingshot. Just pull it down as far as you can and let it go. Great effects off the stomach."
—Terry R.

"To do this trick it's very simple. I call it the slingshot ding a ling. Simply make your fellow penis stand at attention. Then grab it and pull it down, put a nice shiny penny on the end and fling away. It will fly one to two feet."
—Millie

"Penis Catapult - When Captain Winky is erect, pull him back, stick some edible sources (food) on his pretty lil head and HEADS UP!!! See how far it can FLY!!!!!"
—Leah and Brittany