Valentine Penis
Cut a hole in your lover's favorite box of chocolates and one of the candy wrappers. Slip Mr. Happy right in and top with a hollowed out chocolate. Put the lid back on and present as dessert.

Easter Penis Basket
Don't put all your Easter eggs in one basket—leave room for a Stupid Penis Trick. Apply a light coat of food coloring to that bad boy. Hide in the basket with the other Easter eggs. A colorful surprise from the bunny.

Penis-In-A-Box
Put a little clown hat on Mr. Happy and insert into an empty decorative box. Have your lover begin singing, 'All around the mulberry bush...' Watch their surprise as your weasel goes POP!