Aeropenis
Fly these friendly skies. Mr. Aviator is coming in for a landing. Oh No! The landing gears are not responding!! Better foam the landing strip with whip cream!!!

Disappearing Act
Hide his schlong between his legs. Looks like a girl, huh? Try placing a lovely pair of panties next to his crotch to complete the effect. But you run the risk of this trick backfiring—he might like the panties thing a little too much.

Tampenis
You know he doesn't like to willingly submit his schwanschtucker (Young Frankenstein revisited) to weird dressing up, but isn't it amazing what a little card board, a cottonball, and a piece of string can do?

Troll Penis
This trick was inspired by Mimi and her Troll Doll collection. Why not start your own Troll Penis collection. Collect swatches of bright-colored fake fur, tape to top of Mr. Happy's head, and comb in that all-important upward motion. When tired, your Troll Penis can go back to The Cave to "rest".