Lipstick Penis
"Once erect, food-color the head red. It looks like lipstick."
—Joe S., Honorary Hole

Budding Flower
"Push the penis back inside itself like a telescope. Let go. It will unfold like a time elapsed picture of a budding flower."
—Roberto, Honorary Hole

Whirly-Bird
"(Warm weather required; also good practice for dancing and bed) You've seen pasties with tassles on a topless dancer? Well, it works the same way. By rapidly and rhythmically undulating the hips, get 'Prop' twirling faster and faster. Must hurry to achieve, because if libido is similar to my own, the twirls become tighter and tighter until they rapidly become just straight out. Quiver..."
—Russ, Honorary Hole