Ring Toss Penis
"Ring toss is a really great game. It can be played with either a stationary or moving target. First, get a cooperative partner. Second, use brightly colored rings (or bracelets, or even shower curtain rings in a pinch). It's a great game of skill to see if you can throw the rings and stack them up on the target. Hours of fun, depending on how good your aim is, and how many rings the target can hold!"
—TnT

"Everyone remembers playing horseshoes or tulip toss, well, why not see how many onion rings you can lob onto your partner's penis. A little game of ring toss in the bedroom never hurt anyone."
—Michael, Honorary Hole

Skin Watch
"If asked the time and you don't have a watch, you can answer, 'I only have my skin watch.' If asked what a skin watch is, or what time your skin watch has, pull out Mr. Winkie and flop him over your wrist. He usually just tells you it's time to smile."
—Skeetie

"When someone asks you for the time, whip it out and wrap it around your wrist. There's the time."
—Gail

Hot Dog
"Bring your woman lunch. Set a try up with whatever you like, and a hot dog bun. Bring her the tray, holding at waist level. Well, needless to say, in the bun is a Hot Dog!"
—Applejax, Honorary Hole

"A friend of mine served his wife his penis on a hot dog bun while she was intently watching a soap opera. She damn near bit into it."
—Lt. Randy, Honorary Hole

"Shave it, put it in a hot dog bun, put mustard on it, and relish the moment!!!"
—Nejazz, Honorary Hole

"When you hand a girl her hot dog, put your penis in the bun and hold it down near your waist. If necessary, put ketchup on! She might touch it if you're lucky!"
—Ron, Honorary Hole

Mummy Penis
"This is the Scary Halloweenie Penis Trick: First you wrap the limp weenie loosely in white gauze. Then you tease him and watch him grow and it looks like Mummy Penis is cumming after you!!!!! Ruuuunnnnnnnnnn!"
—Dollbaby

Fruit Cocktail
"I love to pull my husband's foreskin forward and make a cup. Pour in my favorite beverage and sip to mine and my husband's delight. Also a fruit cocktail is nice occassionally. Grapes are nice since he can hold five or six before I get down to the meat of things."
—Mrs. B.