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The magic continues and better than ever, the 1999 Stupid Penis Tricks Calendar not only features reigning favorites like Penis Cocktail, Monkey Sundae, and Elepenis, but also there are five new tricks to tickle that funny bone all year long: Valentine Penis, Catapult Penis, Easter Penis Basket, Penis-In-A-Box, and Mistletoe Penis.

(See actual size 4" x 8-1/2", March 1999.)

Yes, you too can have one of
your very own for only

$13.00

OR $14.00 IF YOU ARE A CALIFORNIA OR A NON-US RESIDENT

Pay by

CHECK, MONEY ORDER,

CREDIT CARD.

Order yours today and put a smile on someone else's face tomorrow!