WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 20, 1997 I've been busy with my new project, The 1998 Stupid Penis Tricks Calendar, and am having way too much fun drawing my little guys. So, webwork will be on hold for just awhile longer. MONDAY, AUGUST 11, 1997 Introducing Mr. Trout, Dear Heartless's newest guest writer. Join him on the search for the real G-Spot. HI-Ho. FRIDAY, AUGUST 8, 1997 Another shining light added to fem • mass all the way from England: Say hi to deadpan! THURSDAY, AUGUST 7, 1997 A big Muchas Gracias to Chip Rowe of Playboy for naming Heartless's Holey Haven in Playboy's Top 25 Surfing For Sex Sites in the September 1997 issue. Mo Penis, Mo Penis. A whole new pageful! More Penis For A Day 2. Payback's a woman with A Penis For A Day. Welcome to fem • mass Mimi Nguyen! WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 6, 1997 Dear Heartless Reference Pages. Knowledge is power! Foreplay: For The Best Fuck Of Your Life. Gotta let the keyboards cool off after this one. TUESDAY, AUGUST 5, 1997 Double-header today! Not only is her name Michelle, but her light shines too. Added Michelle Elena Lepovic to Michelles Of The Web and fem • mass. These shining lights were also added to fem • mass: Cathy Madsen, Meredith Noble, and Sabrina Seacrist. And Erin, you will be relieved to know that commeseration is now spelled right. MONDAY, AUGUST 4, 1997 Where Are The Naked Men? Dear Heartless brings Temporary Relief in the form of seven Not Naked Men. Yes, one for each day of the week! How do you spell relief? s u n d a y And yes, Martha, I do count a coffee mug or a policeman's helmet as an article of clothing. Gave a big Muchas Gracias to Diane Glass of the Mining Company for the Women's Issues Award. THURSDAY, JULY 24, 1997 For those in need, Dear Heartless relieves the suffering with her latest installment of head-on advice. Which comes first - him or the end of the world? Walkin round in women's underwear - weird or wild? What's up with that Facial Attraction thang? Are you part of the Blowjob Resistance Movement? Should you let your husband sleep with a call girl? Women, what are you REALLY thinking while watching his willy grow ? Mu-hahaha! Ms. Sybil responds to a reader's suggestion for better muffdiving. And what update would be complete without those Readers Tips: Overcumming the taste - PopRocks, gum, pineapple. Yes, the suggestions just keep on cumming. Hep me, mama, I'm goin blind! MONDAY, JULY 21, 1997 Shades always required when visiting fem • mass These shining lights were added today: Peg Shickler, Aleta Fera, Katy Jones, Joy Lanzendorfer, Janel Madarang, and Erin Tavano. Gave a big Muchas Gracias to Pamela O'Connell of the Mining Company for featuring fem • mass and my homepage in "Michelle Of The Masses".