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Updated: June 9, 1998
Fresh Developments
CHECK HERE FOR THE LATEST!
Developments so fresh, you'll want to slap them!
Michelles Of The Web
I WANT YOU!
. . . for the Michelle Web Domination Campaign. Spread the M-Word:
When I have a baby girl,
I'm gonna show her all the world.
I'm gonna name her My Michelle.
Ain't gonna be nobody's bell.
The Art Of The Personal Homepage
PLAGIARIZED NOW SPELLED RIGHT
Cave paintings and personal homepages - what do they have in common? Here's my personal homepage philosophy and why it's important that you let your light shine.
fem • mass
SHADES REQUIRED
The personal homepages of the female masses. Hang on to that keyboard, little mama, and bring those shades with you. These womens' pages * S H I N E *.
Heartless's Holey Haven
FIND THE MISSPELLED VAGINA
Preverted and disgusting. Get your Stupid Penis Tricks T-Shirt, TZILLA, here.
My Art
NOT A PRETTY PICTURE
My artwork now has one central location for those not up to swimming in deeper water.
Evolution Of My Diary
DIARY I
After 33 years of keeping a diary, I've noticed a thing or two.
Black And Blue
DIARY II
1978-1979: A year in the life of a battered woman. Up close and personal.
Soul Searching
DIARY III
1993-1997: My art. My words. Not for everybody, just for Those-In-The-Know.
A Diary Moment
DIARY IV
Frozen Moments. From "My Daughter's Sex Life" to "The Slaughter of the Oleanders" to "Two Nights In The Hospital". New: "Good-bye Randi."
Hidden Betties
Can you find all the Hidden Betties? Follow the Bettie Page Road.
Rants, Raves, Reflections
A FEW WORDS
Control: The Illusion
Anita, Goddess In Her Own Lifetime
The Irrelevant Confessions of A Music Junkie
It has a beat and you can dance to it.
Muchas Gracias
Credits. I couldn't have done it without these WebHeads!
Web Page Retirement Home
They may shoot horses, but when my pages retire I let them live out their days doin the cha-cha with Bettie.
Table of Contents
It's easy to get lost in these pages. Here's the really big picture.
"DOS computers manufactured
by companies such as IBM,
Compaq, Tandy and millions
of others are by far the
most popular, with about
70 million machines in use
worldwide. Macintosh fans,
on the other hand, may note
that cockroaches are far
more numerous than humans,
and that numbers alone do
not denote a
higher life
form." - New York Times
All Text And Images Copyright © 1995-1998 by L. Michelle Johnson.
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