My collage artwork in the form of neter cards combined with selections of my unedited diary entries.
A haven for holes to talk about holes and things that go in holes. Features Stupid Penis Tricks, Penis For A Day, and Brand New! Dear Heartless. Ask a total stranger that intimate question.
We're Michelle and we're proud. MOTW includes Michelles Who Don't Spell Their Name Right; Michelle, The Lyrics; and Believe It Or Not (yes, it's hard to believe, but there are people out there who don't go by the name of Michelle).
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine. Personal homepages of the female masses. No fluff, no men, no commercial sites. Just the Real Deal.
Yes, I confess that under my layer of musical cool lies some very uncool music quirks. But I gotta have 'em, man.
I couldn't have done it without them.
Retirement Home
These pages have moved:
Stevie "El Rey" Vaughan:
Eye Contact
Fiction: Night Ride
Fiction: The Jumper
For those who prefer to cut to the chase, here's a complete listing of my web pages here.
LMichelle
mijo
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I tend to speak my mind. I have little patience with
continuous whiners. I'm a woman, a mother, a lover. It's my body and I'll make my own decisions, thank you.
I live in northern California where I've been for the past 16 years. I like listening to rock and blues, driving all over the freeways, working on my computer, drawing, writing, dungeon-mistressing my AD&D game, embroidering, collaging, playing with my dog, playing with my daughter, playing with my husband. After experiencing life so far, I've come up with the following suggestions: Never say, "Things can't get any worse." Because things can always get worse. "Go with the flow, don't fuck with karma. and fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." Be nicer to your family than you are to strangers. Show the kid that membership has it's privileges--treat her special. Play, work, and learn in equal amounts. When someone helps you, pass it on. Buy good underwear. Always treat your husband like a boyfriend. You are allowed only one good whine per situation: roll in it, feel totally sorry for yourself, cry, scream, throw things, then figure out how to deal with it and go on. Wherever you go, carry the following: a tampax, your drivers license, twenty cents, a book, and a piece of paper and a pen. Pain, sickness, and death are a part of life. A true measure of character is how graceful you are under pressure. If a door is locked, it's for a reason. Always turn on the light before entering a dark room. Never step over a dead body, no matter how dead the body looks. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Delusions work better if you don't over-analyze them. Truth is an amazing experience no matter how objective your reality.
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